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Bushit (9.13)
Women's and Men's English (9.11)
British Double Entendres (8.98)
The hippy and the nun (8.95)
Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.85)
Male Date Rape Drug (8.82)
Tortoise Picnic (8.72)
Worst Job Experiences (8.7)
Mum-in-law-to-be (8.69)
Understanding Engineers (8.68)
Nursing home speed demon (8.67)
If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.66)
The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.65)
A soap story (8.65)
The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.63)
Letter to the bank (8.61)
Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.61)
Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.61)
Great Bumper Stickers (8.6)
Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.6)  
Marketing definitions (8.59)
Things you should have learnt by now (8.57)
Office Dares (Redux) (8.56)
21st Century Dark Lord (8.55)
Metaphors from Student Essays (8.53)
You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5)
GSCE Test (8.45)
Australian and American Recycling (8.36)
Obnoxious parrot (8.34)  
Kenny the Rooster (8.3)
The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.28)
Gross Out (8.24)
Engilsh (8.23)
Top Tips From Viz (8.22)
Anagrams (8.2)
The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.19)
Guilty Doctor (8.17)
Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8.15)
Frequent Farter (8.13)
Useful Confession (8.13)
I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (8.1)
Motor Insurance Claims (8.07)  
Words of Wisdom (8.06)
New holiday for the boys (8.04)
Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.04)
Now this is friendship (8.03)
Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01)
Clever Drivers (8)
Checking Account (8)
Few-liners (7.96)
The laws of singin' the blues (7.9)
Pharmacology (7.9)
Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.85)
Words Women Use (7.82)
Gorilla Removals (7.78)
Wisdom From Kids (7.76)
Pig shooting (7.75)
Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.75)
Her Story & His Story (7.75)
The Litmus Paper Test (7.73)
Getting a job at the CIA (7.71)
Tarzan loses his virginity (7.7)
FAQ about your health (7.68)
How smart is your right foot? (7.64)  
When I was a kid (7.63)
Mental Hospital (7.59)
How tough are Aussie men? (7.58)
Some quickies (7.55)
Highland Hospitality (7.55)
Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.54)
Alternate Meanings (7.5)
A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46)
New words for 2003 (7.44)
Quick thinkers (7.44)
Anti-terrorist police test (7.44)
We Are Australians! (7.42)
Axis of Just as Evil (7.42)
Blonde Jokes (7.42)
Growing Up In Australia (7.41)
Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39)
Why men have it so good (7.32)
The birds and the bees (7.26)
Xmas in the country (7.25)
Somewhat rude funnies (7.19)
Marine Corps Comeback (7.15)
Chain Letter with a difference (7.14)
Blind pilot (7.14)
UN Survey (7.13)
Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (7.09)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08)
10 puns (7.07)
Car black boxes (7.06)
Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (7.05)
Stoopid Ads (7)
Shiny shoes (7)
Halloween costume (7)  
I feel like chicken tonight (6.98)
Howard's bonza speech (6.94)
Can ye nae play it? (6.88)
Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86)
Penguin cartrouble (6.86)
Out of the mouths of babes (6.8)
Vocabulary Builder (6.74)
True Confessions (6.73)
More shorties (6.63)
A hard life (6.6)
Talking Dog (6.57)
Sexist Jokes (6.53)
More exam bloopers (6.52)
If airlines sold paint (6.5)
A conversation with alcohol (6.42)
The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38)
Let's speak Strain (6.29)
Declan the Crab (6.18)
Christian and Justin the prawns (6.14)  
Chinese Whispers (6.13)
Our Daily Chicken (6.13)
Health Advice (6.11)
A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09)
New Invention (6.08)  
School Gags (6.05)
Dubya's Resume (6.05)
Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04)
The Duck (6)
Top tips and hints (6)
First encounter with an elevator (6)
Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6)
A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9)
U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9)
The Near Future (5.88)
Gaza Nostalgia (5.83)  
Guyness Quotient (5.8)
Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79)
Sickies (5.75)
Metallica strikes again (5.73)
Coma resuscitation (5.73)  
Keeping Satan at bay (5.67)
Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57)
Old Age (5.53)
Shipping manure (5.5)
New Barbies (5.28)
Jesus and Computers (5.25)
Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22)
Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14)
Short & Sweet (5)
New Political Theory (5)
Risky Times of Life (4.95)
A little info on Valentine's Day (4.81)
New phone charges (4.78)
Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.67)  
Funniest Jokes in the World (4.53)
Battery shopping (4.27)
Iraqi maths teacher detained (4.1)
Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.61)
A modern fable (3.38)
Attack of the Werebunnies (3.29)
New Priest (1.78)